I went on Trollpasta chat one day and then suddenly someone posted a super duper spooky straw poll link. I clicked it and then I saw the stomach churning page. It said "FUCKING VOTE MORON
". I was fearful but I grew the balls to look at the options.
1. k
2. fuck off
3. maybe
4. your momma
5. get rekt m8 you scumbucket of piss and tears
I decided to pick the third option but it wouldn't register as when I clicked the vote button it said, "Dipshit noobs are prohibited from voting, go back to the circle jerk convention titface."